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By Jesse Petersen

Sarah and David have survived the zombie apocalypse. They stood aspect via part and fought the undead, mad scientists, or even bionic monsters until eventually the unthinkable occurred. A zombie chew. yet now not even which may cease them. Now, with a potential healing in hand, they're headed east, trying to find a secure area at the back of the rumored "Wall." They're feeling beautiful optimistic.

That is till Dave stops slumbering and starts off lifting large objects.

Eat. Slay. Love.

Because they haven't received a prayer.

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Proverb 45 a p a t h y Hard work has never killed anyone, but it frightens some people half to death. Aldous Huxley 46 a l i f e c h o i c e Marriage has many pains but celibacy has no pleasures. Samuel Johnson Rasselas 47 a p a t h y If it rained knowledge, I’d hold out my hand; but I would not give myself the trouble to go in quest of it. Boswell Life of Johnson 48 a l i f e c h o i c e In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. Benjamin F ranklin Franklin letter to Jean-Baptiste Le Roy 49 a p a t h y Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Saves time like putting off until tomorrow what you should do today. Malcolm Muggeridge 40 a l i f e c h o i c e My father taught me to work, but not to love it. I never did like to work, and I don’t deny it. I’d rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh – anything but work. Abraham Lincoln 41 a p a t h y The chief attraction of military service has consisted and will consist in this compulsory and irreproachable idleness. Tolstoy War and Peace 42 a l i f e c h o i c e Put off the evil hour as long as you can.

Saves time like putting off until tomorrow what you should do today. Malcolm Muggeridge 40 a l i f e c h o i c e My father taught me to work, but not to love it. I never did like to work, and I don’t deny it. I’d rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh – anything but work. Abraham Lincoln 41 a p a t h y The chief attraction of military service has consisted and will consist in this compulsory and irreproachable idleness. Tolstoy War and Peace 42 a l i f e c h o i c e Put off the evil hour as long as you can.

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